Saturday, December 31, 2005
DUI Tampa Attorney - I Only Had Two Beers
For revelers behind the wheel, its an unwise line to say to police officers
From The Washington Post
Tonight's the night, the big celebration, ringing in the new. Ten! Nine! Eight! . . . champagne toasts and kisses. And in the wee hours, after the bars empty, most revelers will make it home fine. For others, though, the party will end with the whoop of a siren and a sudden burst of blue light in the rearview mirror.
Good evening, sir. Do you know why I pulled you over tonight?
Of course you know: because you were driving 30 mph on the interstate, trying, with intermittent success, to stay between the lines.
No, officer . . .
You're squinting up from the driver's seat, blinded by the black-metal Maglite shining in your eyes.
All right, sir. Have you been drinking tonight?
At this point, you might as well put the handcuffs on yourself. You're busted. You just don't know it yet. You think maybe you can talk your way out of this. And here's what your panicked brain comes up with, five words guaranteed to do you no good:
I only had two beers.
The "two beers" line has been uttered so often that it's a joke among police officers. In 20 years of patrolling highways, Virginia State Police Trooper L.L. Parker has heard that slurred lie more times than she can remember. "I don't know of any officer out here who, if you tell them you only had two beers, they'll tell you, "Okay, then, have a nice night,' " Parker said, chuckling.
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TAMPA - Whether New Year's Eve imbibing has you seeing double or just a little blurry, getting behind the wheel of a car is not a good plan. 'A lot of people have the misconception, 'I've only had a couple beers, I'm okay to drive,' said Florida Highway Patrol spokesman Larry Coggins. 'Two beers is too many.' Coggins said patrol cars will be on the road in full force tonight. The Florida Sheriff's Association, the Florida Police Chief's Association and the FHP are banding together for 'Operation Lights for Life,' a statewide effort to keep drunken drivers off the road and remember those killed in alcohol-related accidents."
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